We're back.

Hello, time to start up finally. Let's see if anyone reads this. These old guys were walking to Chinatown, obviously. Reminded me of a caravan crossing the desert to trade salt. I hear strains of Ravel's Bolero every time.

The Anti Love Equation

If love is life, then we are against it. This Valentine's day the Evil Genii Corporation will be showcasing a series of anti love technologies. The first is a new virus, called the Indifference Engine that we will use to corrupt and otherwise disable the transmission of any and all love songs. Secondly, we will introduce a melatonin inhibitor into the water supply to deprive the people of sleep, thus creating a populace of irritated individuals. The cumulative effect of sleep deprivation is calculated to decrease libido and harmony in couples. Evil Genii Corporation awards its first Anti Love award to Brian Chen-Tam for his development of the Cupid Heart shield, which protects the wearer against love's painful sting.